Sunday, 22 April 2007

Survival of the fitest


Survival of the fitest... Well... More the days go.... less i am the fitest one.... more i am Not going to survive......

When i am suppose to not survive anymore...

is it when i can t get through the door anymore?

This is insane.. must have Prader willy Syndrom.. i can t stop to eat... Well this is not that i want to stop.. indeed.. this is a scientific fact that eating is usefull .. but i can t stop to eat crap food....Damned Survival of the fitest.... !!! Those are not Love handle.. this is a steering wheel love...... damned.....

i am aslo studing some other syndrom that i could apply to my case...... Half boulemia.... (eating ... eating...eating ... eating... and not throwing up )and/or Alzeimer boulemia..... i am eating ... eating...eating ... eating...eating ... eating... but i forget to throw up...

i wish i was as good as finding excuses to not eat as i am finding ones to eat... like ....... Humm today .. french election..i am stressed.. (as it was going to change my life.. i am living in iceland.. and haven t been back home for quite sometimes now....).. hummm Subway and coke..... did i say that i had toffu in the fridges...... not an option today .. not an option ......

Every sunday .. i am finding a new idea.. for a miracle program that could save me to not go through the door.... Every monday i stand up.. reach the bathroom....look at me in the mirror... find me cute.. and decide to postpone my miracle program....What the hell.. i am cute..isn´t it ?

So ... today we are sunday .. i ve sined i am a siner .... i went to subway ..... and i am planing allready the miracle program to save my soul... or at leat what my soul is wrapped in !!! (not sure that this is the correct gramatical order) anyway.. there is layer.. and there is my soul.. (if i ve one ..).. i am having a plan... Marchall type plan... to get rid some of those layers.....

why.. why .. why do we have to do this to ourself ? Iceland is a devilish country....in every store.. half of it is only snack... and the tentation is even greater when u live next to the store.. that close at midnight....

By the way ..BF... is right now eating cookies.... Why Why why !!!!

Tentation !!!!! tentation !!!!!

Virgile

2 comments:

Gunnar said...

Rétt skal vera rétt... ég borðaði ekki eina einustu kexköku!

Just to set things straight (hoho): I did not eat a single cookie!

However... I did eat a Subway-cookie earlier today. Guess that equals about three boxes of normal cookies. Whoops...

Ku Birm Kwon said...

We the people of Ólafsfjörður have a policy of zero tolerance towards people that will go to hell...
Praise the Jesus and fuck off...and shut the fuck up about fucking cookies!

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