Ok... that could the title of your latest favorite porn movie....Gay Gone Bad...unfortunately that´s not....far from it....this is more a turn off ...than a turn on...Tears are the only liquid thing you can expect from me right now.. and not happy tears...
I went out last night...Went to try the new gay bar of the town...i should not name it....Yeah ok Barbara. It was the first time i was going out for a very long time. In winter i usually stay in my cave Yet, the last time i went out i was somehow starting to feel older , wiser or something in "-er", because everytime i went out party in gay places or gay parties in Reykjavik, it felt akward...I went out last night and realized that was not me...the problem is Them...the Gays...my fellow cock suckers :-)
Many people think of Iceland as a hype place. The other day, i was watching this wonderfull american TV show named Top Design. One of the constestant wanted to make a chic and hype effect with flowers on a table...a chic and hype effect inspired by Iceland. Well she was wrong. The judges did not like it. They thought it was neither chic...neither hype
After more 4 years here...I am starting to realize that Iceland is not that chic and not that hype and gay places and parties are not an execption...Last time when i went to Páll Oscar ball... i felt more like in a barn party sponsored by whitney Huston remixes, than a gay party...
Not to judge...This is not nice to judge...you should never judge... this is bad....It think that gays in Iceland have a problem...and by extension gay places...There are other kind of music than Eurovision hits and bad remixes of Gay "icons" such as Kylie Minogues and Madonna...When i was used to party in France, and especially in Paris that kind of music was mostly used for Kitch Parties.
There is another huge problem fag Hags....There is too much fag hags in Iceland.... the rate fag hags in France i would say that the ratio is about 1 fag hag for 30 fags.... here you have at least 3 fag hags per gays...even more. worst...They are hiring them to work behind the bar...which i have to say. it, reduce the efficiency of the service and create a lot of useless noise !
After Barbara me and my friend Þorsteinn decided to go to Qbar, the straigh friendly bar...Too straigth friendly i think....Here again, there is a problem Too many fag hags not enough fags...I don´t want to be sexist but i do hate it. I can´t stand over maked up Icelandic barely pubescent girls walking around desperatly looking for gays to make friend with....It usually do not happen..so then they get to more drunk and even less appreciable...I hate this
So here are my recomendations for the gay nightlife in Iceland
Less fag hags more fags
Please play Less eurotrash and gay icon remixes and make sure to drop the attitudes.... you are only in Iceland...